Movie review Bewitched (2005)
July 5th, 2008 by leon harding
Bewitched continues an on-going trend that has been rampant in Hollywood as of late -unoriginality. A good 80% of the movies we’ve been eyesight in the past few years consume been remakes, updatings, prequels or sequels, meaning tinsel town is running out of serious ideas. Either that, or they don’t want to take chances. I believe it’s the latter. Only really, why would they want to take chances when audiences are distinctly shelling out money for these retreads.
I don’t want to give the impression that I hatred all remakes, updatings, prequels and sequels. Far from it. Some of them are quite effective (The Brady Lot, Batman Begins etc.) simply I’ve become increasingly bored by the ones that don’t appear to have a percentage point (The Honeymooners, Miss Congeniality 2 etc.). Bewitched is a perfect example of this.
This updating of the popular show leading Elizabeth Lucy Maud Montgomery, Dick House of York and Gumshoe Sargent, stars Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell. Kinda than capturing the perfume of the old show up, the film makers give birth opted to use a premise that really doesn’t work at all. In this reading, Ferrell plays Jack James Wyatt, an egomanical actor world Health Organization wants to update Bewitched for television. The major issue that befalls Sir Thomas Wyat and the studio, is their inability to find the sodding Samantha. One day while out eating lunch, Wyatt meets Kidman’s Isabel, a lovely woman with no previous playing experience. What gets her the gig is her ability to do that infamous nose twinkle. James Wyatt immediately takes Isabel to Hollywood, and attempts to land his potential leading lady the job. What no one is aware of is that Isabel is an actual witch. And as was the case in the old TV. demonstrate, she’s a witch stressful to make a living without exploitation her powers. Of course of study, Bewitched is also a love tale as the enchanting Isabel begins to fall for the nutty Jack, even though she’s completely cognizant that he’s a self centered shmuck.
This Bewitched is mechanical and byzantine. I give it props for putt a modern spin on things, just am forced to make most of those props away for doing it in such a drilling, labored style. Will Ferrell tries his hardest. As usual, he’s bouncing cancelled the walls with energy here. He does provide the film with most of it’s laughs - including a hilarious present moment in which he appears on the Conan O’Brien Show a little under dressed for the occasion. Nicole Kidman is gorgeous, but I just couldn’t get into her. She has the nose sparkle down (a talent that the cinema makers excessively beat into the ground), but quite a frankly, she appears a tad bored here. Her sort of sweet but robotic trunk language recalls her turn in that awful Stepford Wives remaking.
Bewitched is populated by several veteran soldier actors wHO do a pretty good job. Michael Caine has proven that he can make whatever dialogue wakeless good, and he proves it once more here as Isabel’s father. Shirley MacLaine is a virtual dead ringer as the actress assigned to play Endora, Samantha’s female parent in the new Ensorcelled show (a role originated by Agnes Moorehead). And she has a confidential of her own to boot (an extremely heavy one). Steve Carell has a gimmicky but effective walk on cameo as Uncle Arthur. His Alice Paul Lynde impersonation is spot on.
Bewitched was written and directed by Nora Ephron (Sleepless in Seattle) and she tries to bring the same sorting of sweet, effervescent vibration that she brought to her collaborations with Uncle Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, but at long last, this picture is such a wearisome misfire, none of this really shines through.
Bewitched isn’t particularly offensive in any way, but it certainly hasn’t much to offer in terms of humor and charm. It just sort of lumbers along from one picture to the next. It’s a dishonour too, because Ephron and crew missed a golden opportunity. My good friend Terry had a brilliant notion the moment we heard around this celluloid going into production. His grand suggestion was that the celluloid could offer up deuce separate actors playing Darren. Imagine that. At one point in the word picture, Nicole Kidman could accept gone to bed with Will Ferrell and woken up with Jim Carrey. Now that would have been funny. Unfortunately though, this Ensorcelled runs out of steam before anything really happens. To paraphrase my Be Cool review, Bewitched be mediocre.
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